FUNNY......

Funny Teacher Student Joke
Teacher to student: When were you born?
Student: 14th April
Teacher: Which year?
Student: Every year.
Short Funny Joke
Question: What gives milk but has only one horn?
Answer: A Milk Van
Funny Kid Joke
Kid1: Even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.
Kid 2: Wow, what is your dad?
Kid 1: He is a barber.
Silly Joke
Why are goods carried in a ship is called 'Cargo' while goods carried in a car is called 'Shipment'?
Funny Marriage Joke
I have had two unluck marriages. My first wife ran away with another guy. My second wife didnt.
Doctor Joke which is Funny
Doctor: You are on a diet. So eat a single egg and half a cup of milk.
Patient: Before or after lunch doctor?
Funny Joke
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again.
Accused: Thats what I told the police your honor, but they didnt listen to me.
Santa Banta Funny Joke
Santa: Why are you carrying the car door on your trip to the desert?
Banta: So that I can pull down the window if it feels hot.
Joke
Who are the only people who listen to both sides during an argument between husband and wife?
The neighbours.
Poor Joke
Why shouldnt you say a secret in a farm?
Because potatoes have eyes, corns have ears and BeanS''talks.
Hilarious Joke
Father-in-Law: Why are you angry with our son-in-law?
Mother-in-Law: I asked him to put a board in front of our house saying 'Beware of Dogs' and instead he put a board saying 'Beware of Hogs'.
Silly Joke
Santa: Why are you searching outside your house while you lost your purse inside your house?
BantA: Because its dark inside.
Dumb Joke
Banta was trying to check his email. He typed:
DoubleUDoubleUDoubleUDotZeeMailDotCom
School Joke
Student 1: I dont understand anything that my professor is teaching us.
Student 2: Thats somewhat better. My professor himself doesnt understand what he is teaching us.
Funniest Joke
Lady 1: Did your husband agree for you to have an abortion?
Lady 2: He is out of town for the past 11 months.
Funny Joke
Thief1: We forgot to count how much cash we stole.
Thief 2: Dont worry, we can find it out in the newspapers tomorrow.
Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken depends on its point of reference.

Plato: For the greater good.

Hippocrates: Because there was an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

Spencer Johnson, MD: To find who moved its cheese.
Computer Dumb Joke
Santa: What are you looking for so intensely in the keyboard?
Banta: It says 'Press any key to continue' and I dont see the 'any' key.
Art Joke
Visitor Comment in an Art Gallery:

It was raining outside. That’s why I was here. Thanks for the shelter.

Beggar Joke
Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote '100 ways to become rich'

Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?

Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.


Husband and Wife Joke
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.

Mr. Smith: Why?

Mr. Anderson: Because she is taller than me.

Boxer Joke
In a boxing match:
Coach: Why aren’t you blocking the punches?
Boxer: Can’t you see I am blocking all the punches with my face?

Funny Host and Guest Joke
A guest have visited Molly’s house. She gave her a plate of biscuits. Just after that, her dog started to bark at the guest.

Guest: Why is the dog barking at me?

Molly: Actually, it’s his food. Don’t worry, I am holding him. You better finish it quickly.


Drunkards Joke
Two drunken men are talking.

Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can’t.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it.

Silly Billy Joke
Oh no! What have you done! Those were antique cup sets. You broke them!!

Thanks God. I thought they were new.


Silly Joke
You promised me to send an electrician to fix the door bell, three days have gone by, and nobody has come.

I did send a guy. But he pushed the bell, nobody opened the door.

Deadly PJ
Pearl is reading a story about elephants. Suddenly she asked her sister,
'Do you know why elephants don’t ride a cycle?'

Jean: 'They doesn’t have thumbs. So it’s impossible to ring the bell for them. Without ringing the bell, it’s really risky for them to drive.'

From the mouth of Kids
Mary: June, do you know why the sky is so high?

June: Yes, Just imagine, if its not so high then what will happen to the birds? They will crash on the sky.

Funny Waiter Joke
Waiter: Sir, my tips please.
Customer: Here you go, one cent.
Waiter: Sir, you are insulting me, please give me at least 2.
Customer: I can’t insult you twice.

Siblings Joke
Ron: If you do something wrong, why your father punish your brother?
Tim: We are twins.

Fun Joke
Oh my! You run to me just because you heard my song?
Who said that? I thought you got hurt somehow.